he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
