Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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