first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
