Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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