i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
