whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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