Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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