Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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