just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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