A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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