I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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