Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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