I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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