whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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