Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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