If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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