In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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