do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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