i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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