So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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