She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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