I'm jealous of your bromance
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
His hands were made for my vagina.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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