Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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