Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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