My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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