before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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