I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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