actually, I'm a sock model
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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