I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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