I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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