i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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