Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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