Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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