No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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