We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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