I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
