i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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