Yo dont text me then not text me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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