: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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