my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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