oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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