I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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