if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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