I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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