3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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