i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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