I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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