There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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