Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
