You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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