Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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