You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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