but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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