all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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